Did you know 8 out of 10 people suffer from Bad Bug Bibliophile Deficiency?! 8 OUT OF 10! Or what we, in the industry, are calling a “Triple B” deficiency.
Symptoms of this horrific (and not to mention embarrassing) disorder include not having the entire Bad Bug collection, missing the Kickstarter first-day launch perks, and not having any collector edition covers. Listen, we all miss a holofoil here and there, happens to the best of us (i.e., losers).
Lucky for you, Bad Bug Media has the cure! All you need to do is stay subscribed to the Bad Bug Substack and follow Bad Bug on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Oh, and make sure to back our latest project, Roseblood Manor! Our last major release of the year!
Having too much to read and feeling awesome about it (yay consumerism)
Having a sense of elitism when talking to non-Bad Bug fans (i.e., idiots)
A desire to brand yourself with our logo as a sign of loyalty (disturbing but we’ll take it)
Unprompted and long-lasting erections (all genders)
(For most people, Bad Bug books can be rapidly absorbed. However, if you find your reading sessions are lasting longer than 4 hours, DO NOT seek medical attention, you’ll just make your doctor jealous.)
Don’t let others suffer from this debilitating disorder any longer. Share Bad Bug Media with friends and family. The only way we can prevent Bad Bug Bibliophile Deficiency is by making sure everyone has Bad Bug books in their collection.
Side effects don't seem bad at all..